Von Julia T.
Wir alle kennen und lieben es – das Message Board. Auch ich habe mir letztens endlich eins zugelegt. Am Abend saß ich dann daheim vor meinem hübschen rosa Letter Board und den weißen Buchstaben und … NICHTS! Mir ist einfach partout kein Spruch eingefallen, den ich gerne an der Wand hätte. Nicht witzig genug, nicht mein Humor, oder viel zu lang. Daher habe ich jetzt hier eine kleine (ähääm oder eher lange) Liste für euch zusammengestellt, in der bestimmt jeder von euch den passenden Spruch für sein Message Board, egal ob groß oder klein, findet!
BE MY VALENTINE
1. LOVE IS IN THE AIR
2. BE MINE
3. I LIKE YOU A LOTTLE. IT’S A LITTLE, EXCEPT A LOT.
4. YOU ARE THE PEANUT BUTTER TO MY JELLY
5. ICH MAG DICH EIN BISSCHEN MEHR ALS URSPRÜNGLICH GEPLANT
6. LOVE IS THE NEW BLACK
7. ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE OR MORE CHOCOLATE
8. I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK
9. HEY GOOD LOOKIN’
10. SO MANY OF MY SMILES BEGIN WITH YOU
11. WE ARE SO GOOD TOGETHER
12. SINGLE BELLS, SINGLE BELLS, SINGLE ALL THE WAY. OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO SEE COUPLES FIGHT ALL DAY, HEY!
WINE AND DINE
13. I JUST DON’T WANT TO LOOK BACK AND THINK: “I COULD HAVE EATEN THAT”
14. EXERCISE? I THOUGHT YOU SAID EXTRA FRIES!
15. I’M NOT ADDICTED TO COFFEE, WE’RE JUST IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP.
16. YOU CAN’T MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY. YOU’RE NOT PIZZA.
17. A BALANCED DIET IS A CUPCAKE IN EACH HAND
18. BUT FIRST, COFFEE…
19. WEIN LÖST KEINE PROBLEME. WASSER ABER AUCH NICHT.
20. I DONUT CARE
21. DAS BEKOMMEN WIR GIN
22. BE A FRUITLOOP IN A WORLD OF CHEERIOS
23. KNOW WHEN TO GIVE UP AND HAVE A MARGARITA
24. NACH MIR DIE GINFLUT
25. WINE NOT?
26. I DON’T NEED AN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE. I NEED COFFEE.
27. INHALE CAFFEINE, EXHALE NEGATIVITY.
28. NOT ALL WHO WANDER TO THE KITCHEN AT MIDNIGHT ARE LOST
29. SURROUND YOURSELF WITH TACOS, NOT NEGATIVITY
30. IF YOU COMBINE WINE AND DINNER THE NEW WORD IS WINNER
31. I HATE WHEN I’M WAITING FOR MOM TO COOK DINNER, THEN I REMEMBER I’M THE MOM
32. I’M TOO SOBER FOR THIS
33. LIFE HAPPENS, COFFEE HELPS
34. CALORIES DON’T COUNT ON THE WEEKEND
35. “TRUST ME YOU CAN DANCE” – VODKA
36. AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS ANYONE AWAY IF YOU THROW IT HARD ENOUGH
37. CHOCOLATE COMES FROM COCO WHICH IS A TREE, THAT MAKES IT A PLANT. CHOCOLATE IS SALAD.
38. IF WE’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE MIDNIGHT SNACKS, WHY IS THERE A LIGHT IN THE FRIDGE?
39. FINALLY MY WINTER FAT IS GONE. NOW I HAVE SPRING ROLLS.
40. TODAY I WILL BE AS USELESS AS THE “G” IN LASAGNA
DEEPER THAN THE OCEAN
41. DON’T STOP UNTIL YOU’RE PROUD
42. EVERY DAY MAY NOT BE GOOD, BUT THERE IS SOMETHING GOOD IN EVERY DAY.
43. BEFORE ALICE GOT TO WONDERLAND, SHE HAD TO FALL.
44. BETTER AN OOPS, THAN A WHAT IF.
45. WHAT IF I FALL? OH, MY DARLING, WHAT IF YOU FLY?
46. BE SCARED AND DO IT ANYWAY
47. BE YOUR OWN KIND OF BEAUTIFUL
48. SAY YES TO NEW ADVENTURES
49. SO FAR YOU’VE SURVIVED 100% OF YOUR WORST DAYS
50. SHE BELIEVED SHE COULD SO SHE DID
51. C’EST LA VIE
52. TODAY IS A PERFECT DAY TO START LIVING YOUR DREAMS
53. YOU GOT THIS
54. CREATE THE THINGS YOU WISH EXISTED
55. IF YOU’RE WAITING FOR A SIGN, THIS IS IT.
SHOW ME THE WORLD
56. SAY YES TO NEW ADVENTURES
57. MY FAVORITE THING: GOING WHERE I’VE NEVER BEEN
58. VACATION CALORIES DON’T COUNT
59. ME: I WANT TO TRAVEL MORE; BANK ACCOUNT: LIKE TO THE PARK?
60. WORK, SAVE, TRAVEL, REPEAT
HOME SWEET HOME
61. GESTERN WAR HIER AUFGERÄUMT. SCHADE DASS DU NICHT DA WARST.
62. I’VE GOT 99 CHORES AND I AIN’T DONE ONE
63. HOME IS NOT A PLACE, IT’S A FEELING.
64. I WORK HARD SO MY CAT CAN LIVE A BETTER LIFE
65. SING LIKE NOBODY’S LISTENING
66. OFFLINE IS THE NEW LUXURY
67. DO MORE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU FORGET TO CHECK YOUR PHONE
68. WHATEVER MY SPIRIT ANIMAL IS, IT’S HIBERNATING.
69. IN MY FAMILY, CRAZY DOESN’T SKIP A GENERATION.
70. HOME IS WHERE MY BUNCH OF CRAZIES ARE
71. WE ARE ALL MAD HERE
72. THIS IS MY HAPPY PLACE
73. PLEASE EXCUSE THE MESS, WE’RE BUSY MAKING MEMORIES.
74. OHANA MEANS FAMILY, FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND OR FORGOTTEN.
75. DIE ERSTEN 5 TAGE NACH DEM WOCHENENDE SIND IMMER DIE SCHLIMMSTEN.
76. LET THE WEEKEND BEGIN
77. NAMASTAY IN BED
78. EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING
79. HOME IS WHERE THE PANTS AREN’T
YOU GO GIRL
80. I COULD GIVE UP SHOPPING, BUT I’M NOT A QUITTER.
81. BETTER TO BE LATE THAN TO ARRIVE UGLY
82. TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN
83. THE BAGS UNDER MY EYES ARE CHANEL
84. WHY BE MOODY WHEN YOU CAN SHAKE YOUR BOOTY
85. LIFE IS SHORT. BUY THE SHOES.
86. MORE ISSUES THAN VOGUE
87. DON’T WORRY BE YONCÉ
88. LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WEAR BORING CLOTHES
89. I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT.
90. THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE. THE SECOND BEST ARE VERY, VERY EXPENSIVE.
RANDOM STUFF
91. I’M NOT WEIRD, I AM LIMITED EDITION.
92. ADD A LITTLE CONFETTI TO EACH DAY
93. SUNSETS ARE PROOF THAT ENDINGS CAN BE BEAUTIFUL
94. LIFE IS BETTER AT THE BEACH
95. MY BRAIN HAS TOO MANY TABS OPEN
96. GOOD VIBES ONLY
97. LAUGH TILL YOUR STOMACH HURTS
98. THROW KINDNESS AROUND LIKE CONFETTI
99. DON’T GROW UP. IT’S A TRAP.
100. NOTHING RUINS YOUR FRIDAY LIKE REALIZING IT’S ONLY TUESDAY
Und jetzt heißt es: Message Board parat legen - Buchstaben aufreihen - und Sprüche stecken bis der Arzt kommt... Viel Spaß!